You'd think. But she's an outdoor cat and I just can't bring myself to do it. And more directly, we have windows with bars on and no screens, and it's too damned hot to close them.

Plus, Hawkeye would kill me. "Why are you punishing me?" he'd ask. "I just go outside to sit quietly under the neighbor's car! I didn't even eat that lizard tail when Edith left it for me!"

*sigh*