I'm plagued with inexplicable waves of guilt, the sort that start in your stomach and make their way to the tips of your fingers and toes. I say "inexplicable" because they idle at a slightly higher level than my usual low-hanging layer of perpetual guilt, but they aren't tied to any particular wrongdoings on my part that I can recall.

Girl, I feel your pain. I can say, however, without even a shadow of doubt, I came by it honestly. False guilt...it's the way of my people.

Gingerbread medic, hmm? Fifth place? Cool! But, out of curiosity, what placed first?