Oh, yay. For the internets are not the same without you.

I set the stove on fire through the cunning use of water. My aunt tried to hire a hit man. tangleofthorns and I got a cat new roommate CAT (who brought with him a new person to pay a third of the rent/bills, as cats are obviously far too smart to do that sort of thing). And other, less exciting, things happened as well.