stargate promo copy

[sab]

Okay... so I need some Stargate promo one-liners. Like if you were writing a poster slogan advertising the game Stargate Worlds. Or just advertising Stargate (SG1, SGA, SGwhatever) itself. Hypothetically.

Winner gets a free copy of the Stargate Worlds game due out this fall. No, for real.

Seriously, just spitball at me: Stargate promo lines, annnnndd, GO!

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[jalfred.livejournal.com]

Life's not fair, but it's fairer than death!

[eve11]

One small step, one thousand possibilities

[pene.livejournal.com]

ooh. that's good.

[pene.livejournal.com]

wherever you go there you are!

what's behind door number <>?

the universe is infinite. see some of it.

(hee, clearly I have no idea. big circular gate, step through to other universes right?)

[pene.livejournal.com]

ps that meaningless sign was supposed to say infinity

"Spitball" is a dangerous invitation. I am at work and boooored.

[kristophine.livejournal.com]

Where will you go?

Spaceships. Evil robots. Soul-sucking alien overlords. And it's all just beyond your gate.

Blowing things up for the good guys.

Dream in worlds.

Hit the ground running.

Charm first; negotiate second; shoot and pray third.

Adopt a MALP.

PX-90006 is for lovers.

Does anyone in this galaxy know what we're doing?

Vaporize dissent.

Less screaming, more running.

Re: "Spitball" is a dangerous invitation. I am at work and boooored.

[eve11]

PX-90006 is for lovers.
Ha!

[calligrafiti.livejournal.com]

Ridiculously attractive people in absurd situations—in space!

Oh, wait, that's already been done, more or less.

[rossetti.livejournal.com]

Stepping through a giant hole has never been so revealing.

[isabeau.livejournal.com]

It's out of this world!
The galaxy is perfectly safe-- except for the things trying to kill you.
It's your 'gate(way) to adventure!
Just watch out for the soul-sucking albino space vampires.
With thousands of worlds, where will you go first?
Wormholes are real. Want to see what's on the other side?

(...lame spitballs are lame. hee.)

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What if a universe full of planets were each only a step away?