All I can say is, don't bother going to the doctor and asking if they would kindly amputate your broken toe as you really don't need all ten toes to walk anyway, because they won't do it.
I broke both my pinky toes, on separate occasions, by hitting them against doorframes. It hurt a lot, and neither of them healed quite right, making them very vulnerable to being hurt again. Since I, obviously, have never learned the lesson about being careful when walking through doors, I still want to find some quack plastic surgeon who will remove my whack-ass pinky toes for the right price.
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Date: 2003-12-05 04:24 pm (UTC)I broke both my pinky toes, on separate occasions, by hitting them against doorframes. It hurt a lot, and neither of them healed quite right, making them very vulnerable to being hurt again. Since I, obviously, have never learned the lesson about being careful when walking through doors, I still want to find some quack plastic surgeon who will remove my whack-ass pinky toes for the right price.