the screen door of discretion

Iowa caucuses begin in an hour and a half. I've got agita. It's going to be one of those years.

ETA: So I'm going to distract myself quite possibly with a meat lover's skillet at IHOP after my shrink today. MEAT LOVER. Oh which reminds me I had a dream about some random gay guys having a highly publicized kiss. The crowd went wild and...someone good was elected president. Fuck, fuck, Iowa caucuses again.

Love,
MLE