Golden? Christie Golden?

So David Tennant has a stalker, who, quote-unquote, writes bizarre sci-fi versions of Hamlet, featuring herself as Ophelia and David as a futuristic Hamlet. She insists that both the Doctor and Hamlet are aliens in a hostile universe, who are terrified of being alone..

There but for the grace of the Tardis, financial straits, and probably that bit about the harassing and the crude drawings, go I?

Still. Peers around. This is one of you, ain't it? Come on, 'fess.