fic! Unreal Mockery [Slings & Arrows, Geoffrey/Oliver, Geoffrey/Ellen, prompt: teasing

title: Unreal Mockery
author: Sabine // iamsab
fandom: Slings & Arrows
pairings: Geoffrey/Oliver, Geoffrey/Ellen
rating: r
length: 3319 words
acknowledgements: fixed by Punk.
summary: The Scottish King Play

Written for kink_bingo, row five, column one: teasing


( this must be what being in hell feels like )

the sexiest men of 2008

Propeller mag has a slideshow of the sexiest men of 2008. It includes, oh, Ethan Hawke, 50 Cent, Hayden Christenson, Hugh Grant, Joseph Fiennes, Harrison Ford, everyone you'd think and about thirty more giant surprises (Jerry O'Connell? Really?). I tracked some of the fannish ones just to, you know, gauge hotness and popularity. Read on!

95. Elijah Wood
93. John Simm
85. Alan Rickman
78. Jamie Bamber
76. Robert Downey, Jr.
66. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
49. Matthew Fox
42. Clive Owen
38. Ewan McGregor
29. Hugh Jackman
25. David Boreanaz
21. George Clooney
16. Orlando Bloom

( aaaaaand, the top ten hottest men of 2008 are! )

Now it's time for me to wander waaaaaaay back to the end of the queue. And weep. Relentlessly. Till it's 2009.


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