"dirk!"

[sab]

As read in the latest edition of "sorlklewis," our toilet exploded. There we were, minding our own business, fresh from a night of convivial bliss with fmangel and wearemany (the latter of whom remains, in all her skanky gun fetishism, my very own hero with a heart of gold), and there's a sound, a horrible ominous sound from the bathroom, like miserable half-conjured snakes from a Neville Longbottom potion. Next thing I know I'm up to my socks in eau de toilette. Feh! Yeesh.

It was leaking from, you know, the seam at the bottom of the toilet gluing the toilet to the floor. It was more a fountain than a leak. Really, it was more several small fountains and a couple larger fountains, and then the BATHTUB started spewing forth this slime from hell. Phil came and suggested a plunger, and then asked if I'd been flushing kitty litter down the toilet (I hadn't).

We're haunted. Just now, outside, I heard someone whisper "DIRK!"

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This n-GIP's for Helo, to whom I am more attracted than Jamie Bamber (take that how you will). That Helo is so fucking hot, dude. He's got freckles! All over!

Thank you thank you thank you for the birthday wishes and mysteries /eyes Amazon and hugs. You are, I tell you, here, in my Livejournal neighborhoodie, my absolute favorite people, and I love you so much I could plotz.

Comments

Ouch

[selenak.livejournal.com]

Dirk, eh? Did a former porn star live at your place?

Also: check out the beautiful new Londo & G'Kar icons saava made at her lj!

Helo: is attractive. But honestly, the one I'm all agog over is Laura Roslin.

Re: Ouch

[iamsab.livejournal.com]

I saw them. They're marvelous! I need to go steal some more.

Laura Roslin is my favorite too, all told. She's tough and smart and foxy as hell. And Helo's character isn't even among the most interesting to me, though I adore him (my favorite's Sharon, but only the Caprica Sharon), but DAMN he's cute with all those freckles and those crazy dark transparent eyes.

[andraste]

Wow, you really are cursed. Exploding toilets are a step too far, if you ask me.

[spoonishly.livejournal.com]

HELO love!

Sorry, I tend to do that whenever someone proclaims their love for Helo.

TOILETS!!

[not-alone.livejournal.com]

Exploding toilet - what a nightmare. But can I just say - and please don't take this personally - I'm not all that surprised because - American toilets are WEIRD!! Have recently returned to the UK from my first US trip ever - and I have vivid memories of the extemely high level of water in the pan of every toilet I visited (making certain ministrations rather difficult) - also the perpetual flush of the one we encountered in our second hotel. I do find the high water thing mystifying but thankfully none of them exploded - at least not while I was in there:)

[tafkarfanfic.livejournal.com]

I find Helo enormously hot, which is interesting, because he's not conventionally attractive.

[qowf.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday, sweetheart. I'm sorry I missed it. I am in Ohio. Time means nothing here, but we do have Bob Evans.

[wearemany.livejournal.com]

good christ, your description is even scarier. do you have some flood-track pants handy?

i think i need a good multi-fandom skank with a hero complex/heart of gold icon. hmmm.

[copygirl.livejournal.com]

Oooh, happy birthday. Hope it was great! And I'm not surprised to hear someone whisper "Dirk!" That's my hubby and his name should be shouted from the rooftops, really. :)

[empressaurelius.livejournal.com]

Aach omg! That is horrible. I hate dealing with toilets. LOL.


Livejournal is awesome, isn't it? So many of my friends nowadays are people I met through LJ.

[maudelynn.livejournal.com]

ewww toilet water... at least you still have the canoe from last months rains.. right ?