who is witness to, who is a warrior, who denies his urge to break and run (or, "On Dinos")

Jurassic Park III was, of all things, the slashiest movie I've seen this year.

It wasn't as good plotwise as I, wasn't as scary as either I or II but beat II out for plot and intelligence. Then again, I and III have Sam Neill. And I'd do anything for Sam Neill. I really, really love that man.

cf, if you don't understand, either last year's The Dish, or better, my all-time favorite Until the End of the World. I still love you, broken ladder...

eh, so the dinosaurs weren't scary but the kid was good and I like Bill Macy too, and Tea actually doesn't bother me, and the SLASH, man. I was just.

and Laura Dern's cameos were absolutely perfect.

then again, I like dino movies. I like summer blockbusters. Let me tell you something about America.

and I love, love, love Sam Neill.