jill is a mom

Ambienated Animal Planet for my midmorning nap. They're showing Jill and they play bubbles with her and a thing with a stick for yogurt. Jill plays games. And now she has a baby, the baby was born and now the keepers say that the baby's Jill's main focus and that Jill won't play or won't play unless the baby can play or is okay. Or if the baby wants to eat.

They're orangutans.

I want "People Planet" the show. Where they come into my house and watch me. "ooh," they'll say. "she's lying on the bed. She seems to be enjoying the television." "Ooh!" she got up, I wonder why, oh, now she's working at the computer. Her attention span is such that she can't do either for very long.

Now we'll watch her nap.

It could be a show! the ultimate boring reality television show where they just go to a different family's house each week with a narrator to describe what's happening. People PLanet. And some people would say, "I didn't vote for Bush" and the narrator would say in his british accent, "look, she's taping her windows."

And it would be all about the people and the planet.