a thousand words (or less)

[sab]

TITLE: Rodney Has A Giant Cock
AUTHOR: Unknown
RATING: NC-17
PAIRING: Sheppard/McKay
SUMMARY: Rodney McKay, Pegasus resident genius, has a gigantic penis, of which he is nearly as proud as he is of his giant brain. At times, moreso. John is alarmed -- but not opposed?



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The End.






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Comments

[kernezelda]

That's no phallus, that's a budong!

[iamsab.livejournal.com]

*snort*

It could totally EAT PEOPLE.

[kernezelda]

Given the subject matter, that's an...intriguing thought.

[cofax7]

Bwahahahaha!!

[buggery.livejournal.com]

See, what makes that even funnier?

My Chinese friends keep teaching me Chinese. I often don't know whether it's Mandarin or Cantonese I'm learning, because she speaks mostly the latter and he speaks mostly the former. But the way I remember the phrase for "I don;t understand" is because it sounds like, "Whoa, budong!"

(And I'm here via brown_betty, bucking the trend.)