five things: roundup

[sab]

For annakovsky

Five Things Jim Halpert Really Liked About Katy

1. She drove a Mustang. She let him parallel park it and everything.

2. She wore boy underpants, with a fly. Calvin Klein!

3. She wasn't engaged to anyone and didn't even have the spectre of any annoying or lingering ex-boyfriends hanging over Jim, except for that one guy Gabe she always talked about, who was, like, in a band, or something. Jim actually wasn't up on the specifics because he tended to tune out when Katy did things like talk.

4. Her favorite episode of Family Guy was also Jim's favorite episode of Family Guy, namely, whichever one was on when they were the most stoned.

5. Her coffee maker had a timer, and whenever he stayed over he'd wake up to the smell of fresh coffee, and the sound of the percolator burbling and the sound of Katy hollering, "hurry up and get your ass out of bed I'm gonna be late for work I left the paper on the table lock the door on your way out I don't wanna get robbed!" And she'd be gone when he got to the kitchen, but she left him the crossword and the sudoku and his favorite mug, with Mr. T painted on.



For pearl_o

Five Reasons Why Gibbs Has 3 Ex-wives

1. When the call from his CO comes in and he's headed for Sarajevo or Jerusalem or Panama or wherever, and her face takes on that brave and achy pallor, it's easier to propose than to fight about it. The pastor's on speed dial.

2. He still wants kids someday. Last year, Molly would have been twenty years old.

3. Diane didn't want kids, or a boat. Gibbs didn't want to watch Diane cry every night.

4. Shelly didn't want kids, or a boat, or a husband who smelled like sawdust, or base housing, or guns in the bedside drawer. Gibbs didn't want a wife who slept with his partner's brother.

5. Jenny didn't believe him the first time he asked her, and the second time he asked her, six years later, she said no.



For mazily (Five Things Guy Secretan Doesn't Like About Himself)

For thedorkygirl (Five Times The Doctor Was (Adorably) Oblivious To Rose's Sexual Advances)

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Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Oh, neat.

[iamsab.livejournal.com]

It is clear that you need to watch more NCIS and WRITE more NCIS and join us over here where NCIS is the new, cool, sort of vaguely upsettingly Republican crime procedural of '06!

Thank you for the prompt, I was HOPING for an NCIS prompt and this was a great one.

[mydwynter.livejournal.com]

You know, I lost track of NCIS last season (or so). I should try to catch up; I miss Abby and Ducky.

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I love these! Awww, Katy, and boy underpants, and Jim being kind of a terrible boyfriend to her. AWESOME.

[agate.livejournal.com]

Wow. Loved loved loved the Jim/Katy, especially 2 and 5.

[(Anonymous)]

Nearly a year late with the comment, but I just have to say that everything is better with Mr. T.

-Alex Wert