goddamn kittens
Oct. 28th, 2003 07:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sabI have this kitten problem. They are IRRESISTIBLE. And it's embarrassing. I'm just. I'm not one of those people. With the cutesy ducks and furry things and whatever, dude. But KITTENS. I try to resist. But they're IRRESISTIBLE. I have a problem.
My mother sent me a kitten card. It's yawning. I keep meowing at it. Meow! I can't believe it myself. I'm hiding in my room, full of embarrassment.
To my credit, nothing but kittens evoke this kind of response from me. Does that make it better?
Can I overcome this character flaw? STUPID KITTENS STUPID SO HARD TO RESIST SO DAMNED CUTE! They're cruel. It's not fair. I need to do, like, total kitten overload so as to desensitize myself.
In that spirit, a picture, (from an e-mail forward, no less, I am DOOMED I tell you DOOMED), for you all to share. It's like a daily kitten affirmation.
Stupid kittens! I love you and your furriness and your tiny feet and face! And your face and tiny shoulders! Kittens are SO CUTE! GRRRR~!
ETA: G was right, so now I have a kitten icon and, yeah. I need a whole new twelve step for this.
E,A,TA: For Jess and others: I've decided it's Kitten Amnesty Day. So if you're holding on to other highly embarrassing examples of furry cuteness, you've got full permission to share without feeling too much like an idiot. At least, you're only as big an idiot as I am. Then again, I am a HUGE KITTEN IDIOT! But still. If you've got kittens, please share them.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
My mother sent me a kitten card. It's yawning. I keep meowing at it. Meow! I can't believe it myself. I'm hiding in my room, full of embarrassment.
To my credit, nothing but kittens evoke this kind of response from me. Does that make it better?
Can I overcome this character flaw? STUPID KITTENS STUPID SO HARD TO RESIST SO DAMNED CUTE! They're cruel. It's not fair. I need to do, like, total kitten overload so as to desensitize myself.
In that spirit, a picture, (from an e-mail forward, no less, I am DOOMED I tell you DOOMED), for you all to share. It's like a daily kitten affirmation.
Stupid kittens! I love you and your furriness and your tiny feet and face! And your face and tiny shoulders! Kittens are SO CUTE! GRRRR~!
ETA: G was right, so now I have a kitten icon and, yeah. I need a whole new twelve step for this.
E,A,TA: For Jess and others: I've decided it's Kitten Amnesty Day. So if you're holding on to other highly embarrassing examples of furry cuteness, you've got full permission to share without feeling too much like an idiot. At least, you're only as big an idiot as I am. Then again, I am a HUGE KITTEN IDIOT! But still. If you've got kittens, please share them.
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
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Date: 2003-10-28 08:08 pm (UTC)