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Mar. 12th, 2004 01:42 amI don't like what's happening in Spain. I love
melymbrosia, though she made me remember an autumn in New York I'd rather forget. That, of course, I can't forget, but I have Ativan, I have fanfiction, I have
runpunkrun, I have denial, I have fuckable fictional characters.
Ten of the most fuckable, in no particular order:
Markus Alexander. Natch.
Kurdy, too. Because those nipple rings really want to be tugged on. By my teeth.
Kira Nerys. Though she's a lousy kisser, seriously, watch any ep where that happens and I dare you to argue.
Gul Dukat. Sorry,
selenak, but, yum.
The Baker's Wife, as played by Joanna Gleason. Sex and singing!
Josh Lyman, because he and Markus were cut from the same cloth. The neurotic, dimpled cloth.
The fictional Lewis Nixon, the one with Ron Livingston's eyebrows.
Delenn, because who can resist the accent coupled with a desire to locate your centers of pleasure?
Lex. Lex and his hot bald head.
Thomas Crown, as long as he looks a lot like Pierce Brosnan and can steal stuff.
ETA Methos, who doesn't count as cheating because he's immortal, and everybody knows, Immortals go to eleven.
Bliss. Denial. Love. Fucking. Fandom. Thank you.
Ten of the most fuckable, in no particular order:
Markus Alexander. Natch.
Kurdy, too. Because those nipple rings really want to be tugged on. By my teeth.
Kira Nerys. Though she's a lousy kisser, seriously, watch any ep where that happens and I dare you to argue.
Gul Dukat. Sorry,
The Baker's Wife, as played by Joanna Gleason. Sex and singing!
Josh Lyman, because he and Markus were cut from the same cloth. The neurotic, dimpled cloth.
The fictional Lewis Nixon, the one with Ron Livingston's eyebrows.
Delenn, because who can resist the accent coupled with a desire to locate your centers of pleasure?
Lex. Lex and his hot bald head.
Thomas Crown, as long as he looks a lot like Pierce Brosnan and can steal stuff.
ETA Methos, who doesn't count as cheating because he's immortal, and everybody knows, Immortals go to eleven.
Bliss. Denial. Love. Fucking. Fandom. Thank you.
When did I ever...
Date: 2004-03-12 02:26 am (UTC)I just understand why they didn't go there in canon. And I'm talking about Dukat before the post-Waltz characterisation desaster.
Back to rewatching Indescretion for pure research purposes...
Re: When did I ever...
Date: 2004-03-12 02:32 am (UTC)Yes. We all are. Or what we like to refer to, with rolling, sarcastic eyes, as the onset of puurrrreeeee eeeeeeeevillll. *sigh* What a waste.
Meanwhile, have you read Laura Taylor's The Serpent and the Hawk? Or, my absolute favorite K/Du tale, Halfway, by Ariana?
I have to confess...
Date: 2004-03-12 08:28 am (UTC)I'm currently wrecking my brain about how not to imitate Ariana when it comes to the Return to Grace AU, but in the meantime, here is the alternate take on Indiscretion.
errr...
Date: 2004-03-15 10:01 am (UTC)And have you read this:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/hobsonphile/42413.html?replyto=150957
ARGH! Wrong link! Dork is right.
Date: 2004-03-15 10:10 am (UTC)http://www.livejournal.com/users/hobsonphile/42413.html?thread=150957#t150957