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Nov. 16th, 2006 01:30 amThis was fun when I answered
selenak's, and is a really clever way of thinking about our TV love.
Sum up your former/current fandoms in a few sentences, as if they were human beings/very convincing sockpuppets on your flist. Then let others guess "who" you're writing to.
1. You know everything I like, you push all the right buttons, and you're a wonderful thing to come home to, even when you're batshit insane. Stay around. SGA, guessed by
fourteenlines first.
2. You are a charmer and player, and you're open to all sorts of new and exciting combinations, and, as if that wasn't enough, you've got all the best gadgets and toys. It's enough to excuse your occasional right-wing bent, and plus, you're just so adorable. NCIS, guessed by
wearemany first.
3. God, you were hot. Brilliant and passionate, driven and emotional. You made me think we could have it all. Go all the way. I would have given my life over to you. And then you sold out, you schmuck, and I can't forgive you for that. You broke my heart. The West Wing, guessed by
likethesun2 first.
4. You fascinated me as a young woman, in my tender years. I lusted after you because you were a dark new world daring to rub elbows with folks your family would never have touched thirty years before, and you rose to the challenge. I had a lot of respect for you -- still do. ST:DS9, guessed by
ubixtiz first.
5. You scared me when I was younger, and it's only recently I've dared to get closer, and to take our relationship into something more. You're still new to me, and definitely scary as hell, but by god you're sexy as fuck at the same time. You're more than a little dangerous, and that is both sad and terrifying, and I know you're going to break my heart, because you do it over and over and over again. And still, somehow I come back to all the torture...for the love. Oz, guessed by
likethesun2 first.
6. You're crazy, sprawling and incomprehensible and slapped together out of gum wrappers and space alien technology, and I love you so much my heart hurts. I will go with you, anywhere. New Doctor Who, guessed by
ubixtiz first.
7. I thought you were so cool and so smart, and I would have died to hang out with you, and then I did, and it was everything I'd hoped for and more than I could have ever imagined. For a while I thought I'd found utopia. But, unsurprisingly, you let me down. You strung me along for years, and you let me down. It's a good thing I have fond memories of you, and some good friends from when you and I were together, because that makes the whole embarassing mess worth it. The X-Files, guessed by
likethesun2 first.
8. You're so sexy I can't even touch you. You're so sexy I want to watch you have sex with other things that are sexy. And so I'll continue to stalk you, from a distance, because your libido and your politics and your dangerous edge scare me a little. But I will agree, you have never ever looked better, and this time you know how to make me scream. New BSG, guessed by
likethesun2 first.
9. You'll always be my truest love. What we went through together -- you don't forget that. I saw you at your best, and I saw you at your worst, and I still love every inch of you. Nothing can take that away. Babylon 5, guessed by
fourteenlines first.
10. You're like family to me. You're always here, familiar, intuitive, comforting. You know how to cheer me up when I'm down, and you're the only one I go to when I really need to be cared for. You make my world a better place. M*A*S*H, guessed by
wearemany first.
Sum up your former/current fandoms in a few sentences, as if they were human beings/very convincing sockpuppets on your flist. Then let others guess "who" you're writing to.
1. You know everything I like, you push all the right buttons, and you're a wonderful thing to come home to, even when you're batshit insane. Stay around. SGA, guessed by
2. You are a charmer and player, and you're open to all sorts of new and exciting combinations, and, as if that wasn't enough, you've got all the best gadgets and toys. It's enough to excuse your occasional right-wing bent, and plus, you're just so adorable. NCIS, guessed by
3. God, you were hot. Brilliant and passionate, driven and emotional. You made me think we could have it all. Go all the way. I would have given my life over to you. And then you sold out, you schmuck, and I can't forgive you for that. You broke my heart. The West Wing, guessed by
4. You fascinated me as a young woman, in my tender years. I lusted after you because you were a dark new world daring to rub elbows with folks your family would never have touched thirty years before, and you rose to the challenge. I had a lot of respect for you -- still do. ST:DS9, guessed by
5. You scared me when I was younger, and it's only recently I've dared to get closer, and to take our relationship into something more. You're still new to me, and definitely scary as hell, but by god you're sexy as fuck at the same time. You're more than a little dangerous, and that is both sad and terrifying, and I know you're going to break my heart, because you do it over and over and over again. And still, somehow I come back to all the torture...for the love. Oz, guessed by
6. You're crazy, sprawling and incomprehensible and slapped together out of gum wrappers and space alien technology, and I love you so much my heart hurts. I will go with you, anywhere. New Doctor Who, guessed by
7. I thought you were so cool and so smart, and I would have died to hang out with you, and then I did, and it was everything I'd hoped for and more than I could have ever imagined. For a while I thought I'd found utopia. But, unsurprisingly, you let me down. You strung me along for years, and you let me down. It's a good thing I have fond memories of you, and some good friends from when you and I were together, because that makes the whole embarassing mess worth it. The X-Files, guessed by
8. You're so sexy I can't even touch you. You're so sexy I want to watch you have sex with other things that are sexy. And so I'll continue to stalk you, from a distance, because your libido and your politics and your dangerous edge scare me a little. But I will agree, you have never ever looked better, and this time you know how to make me scream. New BSG, guessed by
9. You'll always be my truest love. What we went through together -- you don't forget that. I saw you at your best, and I saw you at your worst, and I still love every inch of you. Nothing can take that away. Babylon 5, guessed by
10. You're like family to me. You're always here, familiar, intuitive, comforting. You know how to cheer me up when I'm down, and you're the only one I go to when I really need to be cared for. You make my world a better place. M*A*S*H, guessed by
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Date: 2006-11-17 12:40 am (UTC)